Better Luck Next Time Co.

"You were so close! To something. Probably." · all futures sold AS IS

BETTER LUCK
NEXT TIME
a melancholy fortune-teller automaton behind glass, hands on a crystal ball
ZOLTAR SPEAKS... when you pay him. He would rather not.
COIN-OP · NO REFUNDS · FORTUNES NOT GUARANTEED · ZOLTAR IS FINE · RULES · REDEEM PRIZE BY MAIL

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