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The Deep End
SWITCHBOARD

Please hold your breath. An operator will be with you shortly, or at the bottom.

DEPTH: 12 FT  |  PRESSURE: NORMAL  |  OPERATOR: SUBMERGED
PATCH BOARD — connect any two jacks
Select the first jack.
BREATH HOLD TEST

Press and hold. Do not let go. Letting go is how people leave.

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POOL RULES
  1. No running on the switchboard
  2. No diving into calls under 3 minutes
  3. Children must be accompanied by a dial tone
  4. Do not feed the operator
  5. If you hear a ring, it is not the phone
GUESTBOOK

Doug wrote: i called about my toaster and got transferred here?? there is water in my ear now

caller 085 wrote: still holding. the fern says hi.

margaret wrote:  

??? wrote: the letter is at the bottom. you have to stop breathing to read it.

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