CLAIMS OFFICE · WINDOW 4 · TAKE A NUMBER (NOT 085)
DEPARTMENT OF LOST TIME
your twenties are missing. we found the receipts.
TIME LOST HERE: 0:00 · SITEWIDE: a lot · CLAIMS APPROVED: 0 · RINGS IGNORED: 0
FORM LT-1 · CLAIM FOR LOST TIME · No. 1047
Records are searched in the order they were lost. Please lose patience quietly.
BACK IN
5 MIN(sign posted 1997)
5 MIN(sign posted 1997)
LEDGER OF UNCLAIMED TIME
| ITEM | LOST BY | STATUS |
|---|---|---|
| One Tuesday (half) | everyone | other half at museum |
| Caller 085's afternoon | caller 085 | still being lost |
| 4 minutes (song B7) | diner patron | unrecoverable |
| Doug's 1997 | Doug | he's still in it |
| Your twenties | you | receipts on file |
| The time it took to read this | you | just now |
Under 5 min: Misplaced Minutes · Decades: file an appeal · Where it all goes: the post office
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