Est. 1997 · Admission: whatever's in your pocket · Please do not feed the exhibits. They are the feed.
AUDIO GUIDE — PRESS A NUMBER
WALK THE HALL
Click an exhibit to approach it.
Please stay behind the velvet rope. The rope is also an exhibit.
SECURITY STATUS: WATCHING.
HOURS: Mon–Fri 9am until someone finishes it · Sat by appointment · Sun the museum is closed, but the smell is open.
Donations accepted at the loading dock. Label with the date you stopped caring.
Donations accepted at the loading dock. Label with the date you stopped caring.
Sponsored in part by Almost Edible Catering and The Last Straw Diner. Best viewed in a room with the window open.