Temporary Best Friend Bureau

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"We'll hype you up, then forget your birthday."
Female/Male/Doug
Age: whatever you need
Greenville, NC (temporarily)
Last Login: 60 seconds ago

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Temporary Best Friend Bureau's Details

Status:	Your friend (pending)
Here for:	Friends, briefly
Hometown:	Yours, retroactively
Occupation:	Best friend (temp)
Zodiac:	Whatever yours is
Children:	Someday, to someone, briefly

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Temporary Best Friend Bureau's Blurbs

About me:
HEY!!! thanks for the add!!! we are a full service friendship bureau. need someone to hype you up?? we got u. need someone to sit at your wedding and cry at the right part?? we got u (extra). need someone to remember your birthday?? we do NOT got u. lol. <3 <3 <3

Who I'd like to meet:
you. for about a minute. then whoever's next. no offense. referrals from the psychic and pickle dispatch welcome.

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Doug
Oct 24 2026 7:12 AM
they called me champ. they called EVERYONE champ. found out later. still 4 stars

caller 085
a while ago
thanks for the add!! still on hold. will hang out when my number is called. so, never. <3

Margaret
1963