🥒 THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS A PICKLE. 🥒

EMERGENCYPICKLERESPONSE

🥒 24 HR BRINE EMERGENCY SERVICE 🥒 DIAL (252) 555-0147 🥒 OR DON'T. WE'LL KNOW. 🥒

PICKLES RESPONDED TO
000,912
🥒 DISPATCH A UNIT 🥒
🥒 DISPATCH LOG 🥒
00:00 — Unit 7 standing by. Unit 7 is a jar.
🥒 BRINE SAFETY TIPS 🥒
  1. If a pickle is warm, leave the room.
  2. Never open a jar you did not close.
  3. A pickle that floats is thinking.
  4. In case of dill, remain calm.
  5. Pickles are cucumbers that went through something.
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