HOT TAKES
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sandwiches • strong opinions • no refunds • est. whenever

BREAD

White (classic, boring, correct) Rye (for people who argue) Sub roll (we will not call it a hoagie) No bread (why are you here)

Turkey Ham Salami Chef's Opinion (market price)

Pineapple belongs on pizza A hot dog IS a sandwich Mayo is a soup Phone calls are better than texts Ketchup on a steak is fine, actually

Pickle (emergency grade) Say it louder

HOT TAKES & COLD CUTS
ORDER #085

1 PICKLE ........ URGENT