OPEN 24 HRS THE LAST STRAW DINER OPEN 24 HRS
"Our patience is fried to order."
YOUR SERVER: DOT
DOT'S PATIENCE: 100%
"What'll it be, hon."
Now playing: nothing. The jukebox is thinking.
GRATUITY NOT INCLUDED. NEITHER IS GRATITUDE.
Dot has clocked out. It is now after midnight. It is always after midnight eventually.
The kitchen has been taken over by someone who only answers to Midnight Gravy. You can also box up what's left. It's been here a while.