CLOSED
we close whenever. this was whenever.

MISPLACED MINUTES
lost & found · all sizes · no questions
HOURS: whenever · CLOSES: soon
CLAIM A MINUTE
The bin has 4,117 minutes in it. Most are from waiting rooms.
THE BIN (recent)
  • 1 min — spent re-reading a text before sending
  • 4 min — song B7 at the diner (unclaimed)
  • 2 min — waiting for the toast to pop
  • 1 min — holding breath at the switchboard
  • 3 min — deciding on a pickle
  • 1 min — this one, right now

Anything over 5 minutes goes upstairs to the Department of Lost Time. They have chairs.

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