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Office of Denial · Bureau of "No" · Est. before your idea

Form FI-1: Submission of Idea for Denial

Please describe your idea. A denial will be generated. Denials are final. Appeals must be filed before having the idea.

FILE	IDEA	REASON
FI-0001	A phone that answers itself	Already exists (see: Wrong Number)
FI-0085	A waiting room that eventually calls your number	Unrealistic
FI-0404	A bus route that stops somewhere else	Box St objected
FI-0777	Hold music people enjoy	Denied by Margaret (fern)
FI-0999	A pizza you can order by phone	APPROVED. Filed here by mistake. Nobody knows how.
FI-1000	Finishing a Tuesday	Transferred to Lost Time

Department of Failed Ideas · Your idea was denied by a man who's never had one · directory · Form 000 is not a form. Do not request it.