Almost Edible Catering

~ For events you would rather forget ~

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Sample Menu

  • Chicken (almost)
  • Rice, room temperature, intentionally
  • Green Beans in a Wet Situation
  • Rolls (structural)
  • Salad Bar (one bar, one salad)
  • "Cake"
  • Coffee, from a previous event

What Our Clients Say

"The food arrived." — Linda M.
"I remember the event now. I didn't want to." — a groom
"Nobody died, which for a funeral was awkward." — Doug
"Where does the leftover food go? Why won't you tell me?" — Linda M., again
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Serving the Greater Area since a wedding in 1996 that we don't discuss.
Leftovers are donated to The Leftovers Museum. · directory · our deli

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