EXIT 0 MOTOR LODGE
VACANCY
COLOR TV · POOL (CLOSED) · AIR (SOME)
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FRONT DESK
Welcome. You've been assigned Room 0. It's the only room. It's every room.
ROOM0DROP IN ANY MAILBOX · WE WILL NOT GET IT
The night clerk is asleep. He drives Route 0 during the day. There is no Route 0.
ROOM 0 AMENITIES
- Window (faces another window)
- Ice machine (dispenses something warm)
- Wake-up call (you will be put on hold)
- Do Not Disturb sign (already on)
- A package addressed to you, delivered yesterday, from Minor Inconvenience. It's damp.
GUEST REGISTER
DougRoom 0checked in 1997, still here
caller 085Room 0on hold in the lobby
the moonRoom 0checked out, said you moved
youRoom 0just arrived
Exit Zero Motor Lodge · Just off the highway, between exits · directory