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"Since the phone booth had a phone."
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PHONE BOOTH PIZZAthe jingle · side A · Ring-A-Ding Jingle Works
PLEASE HOLDyour call is very important to usestimated wait: however fast I can pedal
STUCK-IN-YOUR-HEAD METER (does not reset. ever.)
0 seconds of jingle absorbed · status: unexposed
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- Please Hold Unlimited — municipal.mid, jazz.mid, regret.mid. ours.
- Loopback Railroad — the station chime. plays on arrival. you never arrive. ours.
- Better Luck Next Time — Zoltar's organ, minor key. ours. he was sad before we got there.
- Mildly Haunted Storage — the hum. ours. we don't talk about Unit 6.
- Wrong Number, Inc. — the touch tones. ours. 7 and 9 are slightly off on purpose.
- Nostalgia Installation — the rewind sound. ours. be kind.
- Phone Booth Pizza — the jingle. ours. plays on every delivery. you cannot opt out.
NOW PLAYING ON A BICYCLE NEAR YOU
DIME · ten-speed · speaker zip-tied to the handlebars · volume: yes
Every delivery, the whole song. Neighbors have asked. Dime does not answer. Dime is a bicycle.
Current status: pedaling.
HIRE US — requests accepted in rhyme only
Two lines minimum. They have to rhyme. We have a guy who checks.
RING-A-DING JINGLE WORKS · CERTIFICATE OF EXPOSURE
YOU ARE NOW HUMMING
This certifies that the bearer has heard the Phone Booth Pizza jingle in full three (3) times and will be hearing it in the shower for the foreseeable future. Treatment is not available. Pizza is.
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